Citizen Ozan (cont'd)

As we were promised, Ozan's passport came in about a week, and our hero is now a fully-documented U.S. citizen! He can't wait to start paying for the baby boomers' retirement.



His passport is much cooler than mine. The front cover has electronics embedded in it, and the pages inside have color pictures of American scenes (Mount Rushmore, clipper ships, etc.) and quotes from Important People. But mine expires next year, so I'll catch up in the passport-coolness department then. My picture won't look as good as Ozan's does though.